Clusterfucked

To be so drunk the world no longer makes sense (even 8 hours later)

"Oh look at that... I'm so clusterfucked I'm going to have a collision with the floor."

by Jayceeyooooo July 24, 2017

cluster flush

When a menopausal women has a serious of hot flushes in quick succession.

No I'm not sick, I'm just having a cluster flush.

by Mzmoli July 31, 2017

Clusterfuck

When your Mrs hangs too much shit on your kids walls, over decorating.

This is a clusterfuck!!!
Minimise the shit on the wall

by Hava Tinnie double knecker October 13, 2017

clusterfuckobia

The fear of having everything turn into a clusterfuckation

"My clusterfuckobia is keeping me from focusing on my work." (Sort of like a deer in the headlights thing.)

by caniwinz June 6, 2018

clustermers

A small crowd of people who enter a store as a group.

Having clustermers come in can be a store-owner's dream-come-true if each of the members of the group buys a few items, but it can also be a nightmare if they all just want to use the restrooms.

by QuacksO June 23, 2018

Cluster-Kanuck

noun. A warrant service organized by a Kanuck which usually requires excessive amounts of time, numerous officers, and outside agencies. This occasionally results in an arrest after a prolonged time of sweet talking a wanted subject into custody. See also: Kanuckdrum or Kanucktrophe

"Im so glad I didn't get involved in that Cluster-Kanuck yesterday" - William
"Yea I would rather handle sector 2 calls all day than be involved in that hot mess" - Randy

by turd f3rgus0n March 1, 2018

Cluster-Flock

When multiple dickheads flock into a certain, place, fandom or hobby, transforming it into a clusterfuck of assholery. They will then anally rape it until it is sore, rotten and a genuinely bad place for everyone.

Joe: Did you see what the SJW invasion did to Marvel Comics?
Rex: Yeah. Once they began cluster-flock to it, it was only a matter of time.

by Blarg-chicka-honk-honk March 12, 2018