flaming cheese

Having sex too hard that her pussy ignites into a sizzling mess. After she spews you yell "OPA!"

Went so hard that i gave that bitch flaming cheese. So satisfying when I yelled OPA

by Cmamba December 19, 2013

Flap-Cheese

Female of Fomunda Cheese. Crud that collects/grows between the flaps of the vagina when it has not been washed. This can consist of Sweat, Dirt, Discharge, and possible semen...god knows what else gets stuck in between there.

"God Becky, you should wash yourself...I can smell your Flap-Cheese from here"

by thoushallnotknow August 14, 2014

Melted cheese spread

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

by Golden graham July 13, 2015

Baller cheese

An expression for a sum of money which is considered large enough to give someone a baller status.

Someone who is earning baller cheese or has baller cheese can usually be seen throwing fifty pound noted out of the window of their Aston Martin.

Gentleman Falconer: "Good day, Homedog. One has heard through the vine of grapes that one has come into baller cheese."

Homedog: "Yeah buddy, livin' the dream!"

OG Page: "Damn contractors. Do they even lift?"

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "Guys, may I have some cheese?"

Spanners: "Nah fam, you aint baller enough."

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "But I drive a 335i...?"

Gentleman Falconer: "Yes Ky-el, but one must draw attention to the fact that your automobile is of the convertible variety, which is neither baller, nor cheese."

OG Page: "OHH SNAP, SON! HAIRDRESSER IN THE BUILDING!"

by Crewza October 10, 2015

red cheese

When a girl is on her period and you pull out and put it in her ass, and pull out and there reddish gunk on your dick.

Last night I was having sex with a girl and I got some red cheese when I pulled out.

by TAoL BR Pure February 7, 2017

Paid cheese

Paid Cheese is the best rapper. Paid cheese runs up a check and fucks your bitch when he's bored. He balls on his haters on instagram and doesnt pay attention to fuck shit.

Damn bro, paid cheese just fucked my bitch again last night and upped roll on me!

by Boss_Man222 March 16, 2017

condom cheese

The crust that forms on the outer edge of your vagina and asshole during sex due to the mixture of condom lubricant and bodily fluids drying out. Also found sprinkled throughout bed sheets.

That was a good fuck but now I have to wash this condom cheese off my crotch.

by Betty Parris April 21, 2017