when your head is shaped like Galactus and you use your massive fucking forehead to headbutt a monkey's ass.
person 1: I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw someone "dirty max" a monkey.
person 2: eww wtf that's chapt
monkey 1: yea my ass still hurts
person 2: eww wtf that's chapt
monkey 1: yea my ass still hurts
by TheFancyPineappl September 4, 2022
Get the Dirty Maxmug. usually a British cunt who plays rocket league with a booter. Often found jerking off in his room to tiny Tom cruise or shoving 30 clips up his ass for great pleasure whilst gagging on his fingers
I can’t play Xbox with you anymore bro, I heard you go “dirty Judd” last night on the mic you forgot to mute ... I’m too turned on
by Sleezy ween June 13, 2020
Get the Dirty Juddmug. The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
by Meatman121 September 4, 2019
Get the The Dirty Joelmug. the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.
by 420guy April 29, 2015
Get the Dirty Fortemug. In the middle of intercourse you pull your condom off and slap it on your partner’s face as if it was a monocle
by Folacio van minibic May 21, 2018
Get the dirty Reginaldmug. A term used to describe someone who constantly does unthoughtful and rude things or is just an overall terrible person.
Nick: “Did our Professor seriously assign an essay over spring break?”
Nolan: “Yeah man what do you expect the guy is such a dirty cooze.”
Nolan: “Yeah man what do you expect the guy is such a dirty cooze.”
by The_short_fisherman November 21, 2018
Get the Dirty Coozemug. When a fish and chip shop server is secretly receiving cunnilingus while serving food to the public.
I was in the chippy last night when a reflection in a stainless steel cupboard revealed the server was doing a Dirty Lorraine.
by MB63 November 28, 2018
Get the Dirty Lorrainemug.