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Vag-tastic

1. Fantastic in a vagina sort of way!
2. A song by DesandNate on YouTube
Dude, that's vag-tastic! (Vagina-licking frensey!)
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boot in vag

the art of shoving a boot inside a female's genitals.
andrea: hey man, what did you do with your girlfriend last night.
joey: totally gave her a boot in vag.
by andreaaa69 October 17, 2008
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Flappy vag energy

Them weird bitches who SWEAR theyre the shit
Mackenzie kept bragging about the fact she could take “my man”. Boy she must be a GODDESS .

She gives me flappy vag energy
by Have him January 21, 2021
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Road to Vag Cig

Noun: a process by which an individual seeks to achieve gaining access to a vag cig ( a vagina that smells like a cigarette). This process involves deep meditation, laser focus and very hard work. Only the most elite poon hunters can endeavor such a difficult struggle.
Butler nems: Ay nigga, whats heater nems gettin into these days??
Koala Dawggie: Yo Kunt, that mangina boys on a quest for a vag cig. Hes been hittin that road to vag cig like a true nig. Day and night hes out there huntin through all them stanky vags lookin for that true perfect vag cig. He aint gonna stop til he hits that cig stankin pussy.
by ballplayer182 May 6, 2022
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potato chip vag

A vagina that when explored via the mouth tastes like salt and tin foil.
"dude that chick Georgia had a potato chip vag"
by poosang November 5, 2014
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Vac-O-Vag

When a girl is having her period and is using a tampon, you go down on her and suck the tampon out of her vagina. It then becomes a Reverse Vac-O-Vag if you shoot the tampon back into her mouth when you kiss her.
Greg: Dude, Sarah was having her period so I tried to Vac-O-Vag her.
Nick: That's awesome, did you do a Reverse Vac-O-Vag?
Greg: Well, she wasn't actually using a tampon, so the blood just kinda went into my mouth...
Nick: Dude that's gross.
Greg: I fucking loved it!
Nick: We're not friends anymore. Sorry.
by Chode Master Flex December 13, 2008
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Poison Ivy Vag

When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert goes into a nearby forest to urinate and happens to get secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf on her whispering eye while in the process
The Toby Keith concert was outstanding exept for Kaylee because she got a bad case of Poison Ivy Vag.
by Country Ticket Holder March 17, 2014
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