When the words twat or cunt just aren't enough to describe or insult someone, and exotic variation is required. It's also a bit nicer to say than cuntwat, with the 'twa' serving as a long build up to the climatic and sharp shounding 'cunt'.
by Hashashash December 17, 2010
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My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.
Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.
My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.
My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.
Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.
My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.
by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011
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that twatnoodle can internet better than you.
by Sinislove August 1, 2014
Get the twatnoodle mug.When a male is fully inserted into a female, and the female tightens up her muscular vaginal walls, causing the man great pleasure, upon when the female looks the man in the face and screams..TWAT KWAN DO....ensuring the man will forever be in love with her.
Dang Bob, "Why do you still hang out with Shannon?" "She's a total bitch and ruins our game." "I can't help it Sam!! She Twat Kwan Do'ed me!!"
by datwatter December 31, 2014
Get the Twat Kwan Do mug.The condition where an ingrown pubic hair turns into a nasty pimple after riding too many hours on a bicyle. Racing with pimple twat is a guaranteed way to end up with saddle sores!
It wasn't too much sex that made Zana uncomfortable on her new bike but instead a raging case of pimple twat..
by P. Pie July 1, 2007
Get the Pimple Twat mug.A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.
"Damn those twins are so hot, I am getting hard just looking at them, damn I'm tryna have a schmang twang bang"
by Amy Appler December 29, 2007
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