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When the words twat or cunt just aren't enough to describe or insult someone, and exotic variation is required. It's also a bit nicer to say than cuntwat, with the 'twa' serving as a long build up to the climatic and sharp shounding 'cunt'.
You sir, are a twacunt of the highest order.
Twacunt by Hashashash December 17, 2010
Words you can keep

twatcunt 

Someone who pisses you off and makes you combine insults.
God i want to punch you in the face you fucking twatcunt!
twatcunt by D.Matlock November 3, 2010
a non-offensive word made of twat and cunt. Created to be used towards an ex-spouse without saying profane words. Created in 2008.
My ex-girlfried keeps calling me in the middle of the night, what a twaunt.
I wish my twaunt ex-wife would stop following me around.
twaunt by JMT-WHATELY July 19, 2011

twatcunt 

Description of someone who is both an idiot and an arsehole
Seitz is such a twatcunt !
twatcunt by Lutz Grueten August 6, 2004

Twancunt 

It is a mixture of the words twat wanker and also cunt it can be used in a jokey manner or a serious manner either way it is a great word for all the family can use in any convo at anytime
Nigel: you see that lad over there

Nick: yeah man

Nigel: yeah he started on me last night he’s an absolute twancunt
Twancunt by Cynths dictionary March 20, 2019

twancunt 

A person who is both a twat and a wanker, whilst simultaneously being a cunt.
Richard Head is a twancunt
Dennis Wise is a twancunt
twancunt by Crazy Mikey Gray October 20, 2003

twicunts 

Cunts found mostly on twitter, ranging from Moral-fags and immature keyboard fighters who likes making virtual arguments with people and make no point what-so-ever.
'What are you twicunts upto?' 'FightFightBashFight'
twicunts by Wurduhism November 22, 2013
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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