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Carpet shopping

Seattle, WA

Trying to pick up some fresh new pussy
"Yo, we need to hit the town and do some carpet shopping tonight, I just got dumped by that cockpocket"
by Osama Been Laughin March 30, 2009
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Black Shopping

Every year me and my friends go Black Shopping on Black Friday.
by Luca Lavonte November 27, 2009
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Fluff Shipping

We are all familiar with OTPs and stuff, but there is also a thing called 'fluff shipping'. It happens when you think a couple would be cute, but you don't really put much effort into it, and one of the characters is in an OTP.
"She fluff ships Chuckwena, but her OTP is Romara."

"OMC he loves Destiel, but we were watching season 8 of Supernatural yesterday, and he said that he thought Megstiel was cute. Isn't that fluff shipping?"
by OhMyChuckwena January 10, 2017
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Recursively funded online shopping

Online shopping at work. Since the shopping is being done during work hours, any items bought are to a certain degree financed through the shopping process itself. The degree of financing stands in a direct relationship to the time spent shopping.
Vinzent spent the whole afternoon at the office with nothing but online shopping. He's doing recursively funded online shopping!
by vinz666 May 31, 2012
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shopping

the best activity ever invented. depending on the store you can get some great stuff. the prices of the stuff varies. you can buy clothes, makeup, cars, groceries, accesories, furniture etc!
i went shopping today and got some really cute outfits!
by only the coolest girl March 20, 2005
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shapping

"To Shapp, verb: to attempt to sanitise one's online image, often in an urgent and/or hasty manner."

Derived from the checkered internet history of British politician Grant Shapps. While serving as a member of Parliament, he did business online as an internet marketing / sales guru named Michael Green. When the press found out, Shapps' sites began disappearing overnight. Guardian columnist George Monbiot ran a contest via Twitter to define the verb "to Shapp." This contest was won by Twitterer Rainbow_Meow with the above definition.
"I've been shortlisted for a job interview - got some major shapping to do tonight!"

"As it turns out, what happens at the donkey sanctuary doesn't stay at the donkey sanctuary. Time to shapp."
by Rainbow Meow October 12, 2012
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shoe shopping

Verb: To look for pussy.

To be used prior to "nice shoes"
We need to go shoe shopping at the bar.
by TomKVideo December 18, 2008
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