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Post Orgasmic Derp

Defined as a state of mind achieved only after orgasm. One that leaves the individual unable to form rational or even basic thought, much less coherent thought. (See also 'derp')
"Amanda stumbled over her sentences while in the throes of her Post Orgasmic Derp."
by XTheMazoku'sLoverX December 31, 2011
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Lactate orgasm

The sensation, due to extremely strenuous exercise, when one's muscles temporarily stop burning and the entire limb starts pulsing in a rhythmical and sadistically pleasurable fashion.
"Oh man, I had a massive lactate orgasm in the last 500 of that ergo."

"I was bashing out 2x10 Miles on the bike and totally had a lactate orgasm in the second one."
by SkyWatchFarmer December 10, 2012
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False Orgasm

A False Orgasm occurs when a man or a woman has the feeling to sneeze but is unable to do it, so they make a face that looks like they are having an orgasm.
Bob tried to sneeze, but he wasn't able to which caused him to have a False Orgasm.
by Khagreytits September 2, 2014
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Orgasmathonoff

A competition between two or more couples in order to determine which couple or male or female (depending on the competition rules you set) can produce the most orgams to the designated orgasmee in a set period of time (determined by competition rules).
Horace & Olivia went to Eunice and Adrian's house for their monthly orgasmathonoff.
by Sharon Baron September 2, 2008
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Orgasm

The feeling you get in your pants when you hear Dubstep. This can also turn into multiple orgasms very quickly.
Whats that song?

Skrillex..

Sounds alright...

WUBWUWBUWBUWBUWBWUBWUBWUWBUWBWUBWUWBWUWBUWBUWBWUBWUWBUWBWUWBUWWWWWWWWWUUUUUB

*ORGASM*
by Rielsy July 29, 2011
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orgasm

a contraction of the genitals, usually followed by the male ejaculating. Women's orgasms last longer then mens.

also called: CLIMAX
when i was fucking some guy, i felt like i had an explosion in my body, it felt ggreat!!!
by mAURIA June 7, 2005
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Waste of an orgasm

Someone who is useless or worth nothing. Someone who's father "wasted an orgasm" when they were conceived.
Get off your ass and find a job you lousy waste of an orgasm!
by Wolf89 May 5, 2009
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