maid

A term describing someone with a pre-existing habit of watching TV, making it more challenging for parents or homeowners to limit their screen time compared to the rest of the family. Often used to highlight the irony of excessive viewing habits that go unchecked.

I once began subscribing to 600+ YouTube channels, so my YouTube watching habits are like my maid's TV viewing habits — no one in my family actually encourages it. But here I am, glued to YouTube!

by Emotional Cruiser July 21, 2025

Maida

Maida is a strange gal who lobes to pee in earlobes. Guys pls stay safe she’s coming for my ear tonight!

Example 1:
Boy 1 *running*
Boy2: MAIDA IS COMING EVERYONE GET OUT

Example 2:
Girl 1: omg im so scared!!!😭
Boy1: me too she’s coming I fear
Girl 2: I SEE HER OMG WE’RE MAIDEAD😥

by Fabliciois2257 September 14, 2025

Maidcore

Post-rock’s aggressive little weeb sister. Usually played by Slavics with a maid/anime girl persona.

Dante and Hema are the most underrated maidcore artists.

by Fishy the Shock Star October 8, 2025

ass maiden

A.female.version.of.an.ass.goblin

she.is.such.an.ass.maiden...Maiden.of.the.ass

by Ribena November 7, 2003

Ironin' Maidens

A singing, rapping, ironing, starch spraying all-female group in white bullet bras and half slips lead by Miss Melba Toast.

The Ironin' Maidens theme song is "The Ironin' Board Rap", written by Ms. Patti Thornton.

by Veronica Vermillion February 7, 2010

noodle-maid

An unethically ambitious person; a servant to power, especially in the political context.

Canada's Prime Minister, noodle-maid to America, hasn't seen a war he won't sign up for to please the Empire.

by I. M. Loos December 15, 2011

oven maid

Like a good crack cook who knows how to whip it well, an oven maid attends to flipping bho patties & helps with other chores around the op. (Whether trap, grow, distribution ect)

We all know you can't come hang out because you're an oven maid

by wmrelief January 18, 2016