lasers

The feeling of an impending bowel movement.

Sorry officer, I was speeding because I've got lasers.

by TTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY June 12, 2006

LaserJet Printer

A heroin dealer, see balloon

Shit G, i needs sum monay for da LaserJet Printer. I gosta get my fix!

by Anonymous October 12, 2002

lamer

Someone who is by definition lame, spreads lameness and is completely disjoint from non-lame.

Man, ... Sapana is such a lamer.

by SCAV October 18, 2006

Lamer

A really stupid person

you are a lamer.

by Brainda April 19, 2003

lader

When you ruin A white persons day by showing a black person you scored with a girl usually with a large ass

"Yo tommy I totally ladered her"
"No way really"
"Yeah believe it"

by Fasterthanu July 18, 2014

lasership

when want to ship a package and believe that the package will be sent at laser speed.

"I tried to lasership you a package but, you told me you never received it... turns out it was laser shit..."

by tra0wling December 25, 2017

Lamer

lamer is someone who irritates others

by kam May 16, 2003