On Homie Shit

The absolute one thing the boys cannot lie upon. If you do choose to lie the ultimate punishment is guilt. The boys will shun you and be extremely disappointed in you. One time I heard a kid lied after saying “on homie shit” and he was never seen again.

1: “Bro did you and her really hit it off last night?”

“On homie shit we did!”
2: “dude say on homie shit you didn’t eat the last donut.”

“ on homie shit I didn’t, I swear”
3: “I dare you to jump in the fountain”
“On homie shit?”
“On homie shit bro”
“Ight bet”

by Homie king July 11, 2022

Forever Homie

God tier Homie status: basically a bromance marriage status to friendship and must be bonded through a proposal to your homie. If your homie says "yes", the both of you are bonded until the end of time, will be there for each other when times are tough, and will have unconditional love regardless of their actual love life.

He loves his forever homie since the day they met.

My forever homie and I are taking a trip to Las Vegas.

by ForeverHomie101 July 22, 2022

vehicular ornithological homicide

hitting and killing a bird with a car (or other vehicle)

On my way to work this morning, I committed vehicular ornithological homicide. That bird I hit is now spattered all over the road and I have feathers in my grill.

by Stepmom43 October 23, 2012

social media homicide

The act of character assassinating a person or entity via social media.

That bastard cheated I'm going to commit social media homicide.

by Esotericdom November 30, 2017

Sexy ass homie

One of the best of the best are allowed here a Sexy ass homie is one of yo niggas that you might suck dick with

Damn I got one of the sexy ass homies with me

by Kkalldaylong January 23, 2021

National Suck the homie’s dicks day

On the 19th of March you can suck a homie’s dick and it’s not considered gay or sus.

Jake- Aye imma suck your dick
Caleb-Bro that’s sus.
Jake- Nah it’s National suck the homie’s dicks day we good.
Caleb-Bet

by Isyourrefrigeratorrunning March 16, 2021

On/off homie

When a good freind leaves your freind group and comes back every now and then

Person 1:Bro im so mad Kai keeps leaving us.
Person 2: Ya but he will probably going to come back in a week or two.

Person 1; Ya I know he's such a on/off homie

by Timtomtierstommy March 28, 2021