Swamp Fart

A release of gas from the anal cavity renowned for its particular moistness and pungent odour. Unlike a normal fart, and other categories of cruel fart, the swamp fart is distinct in a number of important respects. It is formed by poorly-digested vegetable or fruit matter incubating in the colon for an extended time period. This results in an uncomfortable build-up of methane gas, which when combined with semi-liquid foodstuffs, produces a wet fart sound when omitted. This is often confused with a pudding fart due to its bass timbre. However, a swamp fart is so foul smelling that it causes an immediate gagging response from those nearby. Commonly, those responsible for swamp farts quickly vacate the environments contaminated by their own farticles both to avoid blame and to check their undergarments for undesirable debris, often referred to as fart sauce.

Kimi and Chaz are sitting in their local pizza restaurant.

Kimi: Was that you Chaz? God that stinks!

Chaz: (Sniggers) Sorry love, I just produced an impromptu swamp fart. Better out than though, I can tell you!

Kimi: You're disgusting Chaz! Shall we order now?

Chaz: No...I have to go to the bathroom. I think I might have fart sauce in my shorts...

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

Fast Food Fart

When you fart and it smells like the fast food you ate earlier.

Man, I had Wendy's chicken nuggets for lunch today and I had a fast food fart.

by kelly girl January 27, 2009

A Fart in the wind

Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.

After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

fartacious

Having the unique ability to produce farts with alarming frequency, either deliberately or accidentally.

No one ever fell for his "pull my finger" challenges, as he was well known as the most fartacious person around.

by Rollo & Biff January 4, 2008

Brain Fart

A sudden and involuntary (although depending on the source, not altogether unexpected) release of ignorance.

Jeff had a brain fart and locked his keys in his car (again!)

by GTOgirl July 13, 2009

fart slave

A submissive roleplayer who's orders are to eat farts out of a dominant roleyplayer's anus.

My fart slave got down on his knees and opened his mouth and ate my farts real good.

by Cheese Master Thompson October 17, 2009

cupping a fart

To fart into a cupped hand and quickly bringing it up to your nose to sniff it. He cupped a fart

Joe couldn't get enough of his own farts. He sat there cupping a fart all day.

by McSparkorama July 26, 2006