firstshadow

the one who cruises around internet watching funny videos and chatting

hey firstshadow,wat up?

by firstshadow April 4, 2004

forest of turbans

Iraqi for sausage fest. from the Daily Show on 02/15/05

The stag party in Baghdad was a forest of turbans

by Tmoney February 15, 2005

first fear not relieved

condition appear when certain factors during infancy & childhood are not met

lack of affection during infancy inflicts first fear not relieved condition.

by le1 October 30, 2007

Fonster

1. A hoagie from WaWa or any other hoagie making place that includes all possible ingriedients all at the same time (i.e. An Italian Hoagie with mayonaise, tartar sauce, horse radish, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, ketchup, salt, pepper, etc. etc.)

2. A person who is a fucking monster, for being slovenly dressed or hobo-looking in his dress. (Also See Fonstress for the female version).

That hoagie has 72 toppings...that's a Fonster!

Dude, you put on 30 pounds in the past week eating nothing but hoagies and mayonaise, you are a Fonster!

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

Fresh Firsts

When someone is the first to engage in sexual activities (usually vaginal intercourse) with an innocent female leaving only the ravaged and mangled vagina for the next poor fellow. The complete antithesis of Sloppy Seconds.

CJ: Hey dude, you know he's fucking your ex right?
Thomas: Yeah, it's all good though, i got fresh firsts a while ago
*high fives*

by see jay April 27, 2009

Wake Forest

Wake Forest, also known as the BEST school in North Carolina located in Winston-Salem, NC. Wake Forest has the best football program, Basketball program, and soccer program in the Carolinas.

Wake Forest is the best school ever, 4 years well spent.

by Packers2003 February 14, 2017

I remember when I had my first beer.

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".

1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."

by MarlboroMan23 November 11, 2009