Cream ass

A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.

You're such a cream ass!

by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017

ass for pass

That one girl/guy every student knows fornicates with the teacher after class in order to pass the class. An ass for pass can be easily identified due to the great grade in a particular class but a relatively low I.Q. level.

That ass for pass in AP Literature class gives more than just apples to the teacher.

by Illiterate children in February 7, 2008

ass puckering

This is a phrase that explains how much tensity you are feeling, especially when you are watching an exciting movie.

I watched the movie 'Logan' and it was ass puckering until the very end.

by Nadia! December 18, 2017

Ass Vortex

Loosening your sphincter muscle, allowing one to inhale Air through ones own ass, and then using that air to fart at will!

Sven tried to impress some girls by doing an ass Vortex.

by tx3000 May 2, 2010

ass napkins

another name for toilet paper

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!

by calimoe May 30, 2006

asses out

Walkin' around with your ass out like you don't give a fuck.

Dude pull up your pants
Hell no, I'm asses out!

by tim glomb July 14, 2009

ass melon

(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.

Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?

by Larayne November 19, 2013