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Twilight

A Saga of four books written by Stephanie Meyer
This is the worse book in history. It's about a stupid chick that meets the re-born Cedric Diggory and says she's in love with him after a week. He then has to leave her, and she tries to commit suicide just to here his voice again.

This book is terrible. Go read Harry Potter. A book with some type of structure. A book that teaches you values.

If you're a fan of this, go to the doctor,he might be able to cure you.
Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”

Stephen King
by taliaxtalie December 28, 2011
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twitling

a term used to describe people who are new to twitter and don't know anything about it
I just got twitter today. I don't know anything about it and I decided that I needed a word to describe myself. I'm a twitling and I coined this term.
by jc796 December 30, 2011
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trilingus

Three men performing oral sex on one woman
She was tied spread eagle to the bed and the three men in the room performed trilingus on her
by donno1980 December 2, 2016
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Twilight

Basically, a crap book.

The main character of this horrific series is the not-too-feminist Bella Swan, who claims that should Edward McSparklepants (her very own twu luv) die, she would also take her own life. Apparently, she can't live without him. I mean, way to be independent. Plus, that's kind of the basic premise of all four books. Edward and Bella spend their time getting out of supposedly exciting situations, but while you're reading these, you'll want them to be over. And you're probably angry at all the purple prose that has made its way into this thing, and if you have to read about Edward's 'marble, beautiful, cold' body again, you will punch something. Violently.

Unfortunately, this book is wildly popular because Bella has no personality at all so you can step into her shoes. Everyone claims to want an Edward, but only few realize he's really a controlling jerk. He never lets Bella make any of the decisions, (nor should she, since she seems to have no common sense) and even takes the engine out of her car so she couldn't go see her best friend. Plus, he's a vampire (who fucking sparkles in the sun like Tinkerbell) and a 106 year old virgin, which is just plain scary. It's like Edward was completely asexual until Bella arrived, which is odd. He's battling the thirst for her blood or something like that. Whatever. They still have no chemistry whatsoever, and all they do is whine to each other about how it's dangerous for them to be together.

The plot is massively cliched, and done terribly.

So, um. It sucks. A lot. Please, spare your brain and don't read it.
Fangirl: Edward is so awesome. I know I'm not speaking in my typical terrible grammar, but this is only for those who can't understand chatspeak at all. Plus, it's a way to fill the example box.

Fangirl 2: OMG, TWILIGHT. LET ME ABUSE CAPS BECAUSE ALL CRAZY FANS DO THIS FOR SOME REASON NO ONE CAN FATHOM. I ALSO LIKE TO USE TONS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS TO MAKE MY POINT, WHICH USUALLY RELATES TO EDWARD BEING SUPERHAWT.
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Twilight

Powerful supernatural beings fighting over a homely teenage girl.
Person A: Did you read/see Twilight?

Person B: No.
by assmurderer February 6, 2010
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Twilight

A cesspit of literary bullshit spammed by prepubescent girls. Massive fans of Twilight call themselves Twihards, but 'Twitards' is more accurate.
Prepubescent Twitard: OMG I LURVE TWILIGHT edward is sooooooooooooooooooo romantic omg hes soooooooooooooooooooooooooo hottt omg im so jealous of bella lololololololololol i know its against my religion to do sex b4 marage bt i wnt a vampira 2 byte meee and dooo teh sexxxx. its wot i want 4 my 13th bday!!!
by Du Soleil. September 11, 2009
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Twilight Zone

When referring to the use of the phrase "no homo":

Normally occurs when friends are exchanging deep down feelings or weird actions and one person takes it too far, saying something that isn't covered in the "no homo" stature (like something about the Twilight movie saga)
Guy 1: Dude i love this girl so much i wanna marry her, no homo
Guy 2: Man that guy is ripped, no homo
Guy 3: You want to know something guys? I love the Twilight movies, no homo
Guy 2: Damn, you just entered the Twilight Zone
by akgnp June 16, 2010
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