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twitling 

a term used to describe people who are new to twitter and don't know anything about it
I just got twitter today. I don't know anything about it and I decided that I needed a word to describe myself. I'm a twitling and I coined this term.
twitling by jc796 December 30, 2011
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sign twirling 

Dramatic movement of a small sign by someone hired to attract motorists to a specific place of business. The best sign twirlers are very flamboyant and really grab your attention.
I went to the new restaurant's grand opening only because of the outstanding sign twirling at the intersection.
sign twirling by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014
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Baton twirling

A bad ass sport where you have a metal stick in your hand and try not to beat the shit out of your self in the process of doing these hard tricks
YO I GOT WACKED IN THE FACE BATON TWIRLING LAST NIGHT
Tweaking and Wiling, can be used to describe anything, or anyone for anypurpose whatsoever
Ayo, That guy whos High out of his mind is twiling right now
twiling by dasjfklo'a mjgofsp[a December 19, 2021

Hair Twirling slut 

A female who dresses slutty and acts slutty while twirling her hair who throws herself at anyone that looks at her and desn't care if the person is married.
to one friend " I saw so and so's husband taking some hair twirling slut into a cheap hotel"
Hair Twirling slut by reallysweet November 15, 2010

Baton Twirling

A sport involving a metal stick, called a baton. It's a combination of dance and gymnasics, while twirling the baton. It was origionally a men's sport for twirling in front of the marching band in parades but is now open for both genders to participate. Baton twirling is considered a sport in many coutries around the world and, in Japan, the twirlers are treated like famous sports stars. There are different levels of competitions (states, regionals, nationals, worlds). There are different levels and age groups, too.
Baton twirling started by drum majors using batons to keep the beat for the marching band and were commonly twirled to create more of a show for spectators.
Baton Twirling by xomaydayox May 27, 2009

twittling your nutsack 

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.
Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.



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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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