slarshed

A state of being that transcends the realms of inebriation, causing one's coordination and cognitive faculties to morph into a whimsical carnival ride. When slarshed, you enter a dimension where your limbs dance like an intoxicated octopus attempting to salsa, your speech transforms into a nonsensical symphony of hiccupping and guffawing, and your decision-making process becomes a spontaneous game of darts played blindfolded with marshmallows. It's a state so utterly absurd that even the unicorns give you bewildered side-eyes, and leprechauns borrow your shoes for impromptu tap-dancing performances. In short, being slarshed is like stumbling into a maelstrom of ridiculousness, where the laws of sobriety are gleefully discarded in favor of an uproarious celebration of all things ludicrous.

"Kayla sure is slarshed right now"

by inevitable-show July 7, 2023

slarmo

A slarmo is a slab of salami pitted in melted cheese

Yo boss man cab I get 3 slarmo to go

by Slarmo god August 5, 2023

Salary

Salary means a payment you get when you work a job.

My boss would not give me my salary

by Chewsmytoysmakesloudnoise May 30, 2023

Shlarg

An item that IKEA would probably sell. Similar in nature to a BLAHÄJ.

1: “Hey, did you get a BLAHÄJ from IKEA?”
2: “No, but i got a Shlarg.”
1: “The fuck is a Shlarg? I sent you to buy a stuffed shark, and you came home with this. Is it a table or what? It’s in a box big enough to be a TV, but it’s light as a feather.”
2: “That’s just the magic of a Shlarg.”

by TheElkman June 29, 2023

Salary slave

A person who lives paycheck to paycheck, usually the same amount every time.

“Patrick manages this store, so he’s a salary slave.”

by Sunny sunflower October 13, 2023

shlarting

The definition " shlarting " is when you compete in a sharting competition.

Im gonna join the Shlarting today

by EdginglordMasterGamer November 30, 2023

slart

slart is a slur, a description, an idea, and a verb. it is everything all at once and can be applied to any situation.

“you’re such a slart.”
“i’m going to go slart.”
“do you have a slart fetish?”
“fuckin’ slart.”

by zayzazz December 31, 2023