Best girl ever, ofc she’s hot to, probably lesbian but she doesn't like to talk about it, and great thing about her is you can hate her love her or be right in the middle Crazy!
The best person you will ever meet she is kind and sweet to everyone she meets shy at first but once you get to know her she is really weird and funny and is reallyyyy smarttt she knows how to make someone’s day and if your lucky enough to have a solana never let her go she will forgive people sometimes more then what they deserve and she is sarcastic and really beautiful she might doubt herself and think she is ugly but in reality she is oso pretty
Another way to inhale marijuana smoke - using a magnifying glass and the sun. Most people are skeptical of this method and it is probably because there is a learning curve to getting it just right. You can't always use a magnifying glass, but for days where its hot as fuck and you maybe plan on going camping it is complete win. The light beam slowly heats the weed similar to a vaporizer. The bowl lasts longer and you get a way smoother hit since theres no lighter fluid and it tastes a lot better.
Solar hits are best at noon when the sun is at its highest point on a hot summer day.
One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.
Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*