liquid jesus

An aloe gel used to soothe bad sunburns and save you from pain
I got drunk off that liquid jesus
by roix da 5-9 June 21, 2007
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Jesus Eyes

1) Eyes that are slightly glazed over and wide.
-Enlarged pupils but not red
-Could be mistaken as being on drugs.
-Usually associated with a blinding white smile.

2) Judgmental tolerance; superficial
-Tend to be flight attendants, members of choir groups and owner's of craft-stores.
-Support Prop 8, wear pearls and look like Stepford Wives.

Is she stoned or is she so fake that she has Jesus Eyes ?
by Al Harwin November 19, 2008
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Reverse Jesus

Reverse Jesus was born on Good Friday and died on Christmas day, when he was hunted down by three wise men for outstanding debts of frankincense and myrrh. Reverse Jesus turns wine into water, and kills YOU for his sins.
Reverse Jesus makes you forget how to fish entirely.
by -________________- April 04, 2008
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Beer Jesus

Partner drinking game strategy of consuming your partner's beer to ensure they stay less drunk and more effective. Instead of taking their sins, you take their alcohol for the greater good.
Don't worry Mark, I'll be your Beer Jesus. America!
by Kjellmaster 9000 March 26, 2011
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jesus walks

A term used to signify that something has gone well, often in a case where a lucky turn of events has gone in your favour.
Person 1: "Shit, I got in to a car accident today, but the person I hit was a hot chick and I ended up railing her"
Person 2: "Holy shit, Jesus walks"
by Teeth September 10, 2004
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jesus week

A length of time equaling 12 days.
It's a long trip. We'll be back in a jesus week. See you next month.
by ChuckChaser69 December 21, 2009
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Jesus Rape

When a fundamental Christian attempts to push their religious beliefs on you even after you said "NO!"
The defination jesus rape explains itself.
by redneckatheist.com March 09, 2006
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