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jerk-sleeping

When a male or female needs to masturbate in order to sleep.
Dude, when you're as depressed as I am; jerk-sleeping is the only cure for sleeplessness.
by imadetheword March 23, 2019
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Jerk from home

When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.
by Zonal K September 22, 2019
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Jerkatron 3000

A Device used for sexual pleasure priced at $3000 with 4 arms that jerks you off with 2 hands and twists your nipples
Andrew got the Jerkatron 3000 for Christmas!
by Nuke_Vex March 13, 2020
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jerk-sicle

When you get an ouchie on your penis and put an ice pack on it. But then your girlfriend decides to try and heal you by giving you a blowjob while your dick is ice cold, like a popsicle
Damn dude, yesterday we were going hard at it and i hurt my dick badly, and as she was putting the ice pack on she decided to give me a jerk-sicle. was the best feeling ever bro.
by Makkie_Sakkie October 4, 2021
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jerious

Jerious is a god among men, he is so high of a being that others often get jealous and dislike him because of it, but once you find him there’s only one of him, he’s amazing and the most loyal a person gets, he is the best partner you can find.
Jerious has lots of money
by Doritos official March 30, 2022
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Jerkayl

A sexy, strong, alpha male that always has hardcore anal with me... women.
"Jerkayl is sooooo strong and alpha, the anal he did was phenomenal" -James
by Big_J_28 September 11, 2022
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The Jerk Trap

Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.
The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.
by GiddyWafffles June 7, 2011
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