claust

plastered, fucked up

That party last night was wild. I was pretty claust

by oystermoon June 19, 2017

Claude Monet

Oscar-Claude Monet was a founder of French Impressionist painting, and the most consistent and prolific practitioner of the movement's philosophy of expressing one's perceptions before nature, especially as applied to plein air landscape painting.

Ah, is that a Degas?

No, you uncultured swine! That's "The Magpie" by Claude Monet!

by LeRoiSoleil June 5, 2018

Claustrapopedick

When your stuck in confession and the pope begins to take advantage of your puny teenage body

Man, did I ever tell you about the time I got claustrapopedicked?

by Jilly Wagtail March 26, 2018

clapses

A group of women with questionable sexual health. Pertaining to the term 'clap' which is a common slang term for Chlamydia. It is thought to have been first used to describe groups of female students at Warwick University who were sexually promiscuous.

See those clapses over there stay clear of them unless you wanna trip to the clinic.

by The chemistry department August 5, 2019

Claustrobumhole

When you have a phobia of bumholes and your A FUCKING VIRGIN BECAUSE YOUR TO SCARED TO GO NEAR ONE!!!...................AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL OR YOUR TITS ARE SAGGY DEPENDING ON WHAT GENDER!!!

Billy got lawed in to have sex in the strip club last Night but she liked anal but Billy has a phobia called claustrobumhole and his dick was small so he ran away from the whore and he disided to wank himself off while crying how sad

by Callum Daniel Richards May 29, 2020

claudeth

CLAUDETH is a confident narcasstic sociopath . Who is very nice to people around her just not her siblings. She has very nice plump lips, that will make you consider getting a lip filler. She is very social . She is a capricorn with a strong personality. Her best trait is her humor and her sarcasm .

Claudeth's humor is very good.

by Honduras504 November 21, 2021

Claude Frenchman

The absolute mad lad and god of France

Person 1: hey where’s Claude Frenchman?
Person 2: probs in France

by boogtroop December 19, 2021