three sheets to the wind

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...

by anti February 9, 2005

The Wind Up

When your beating your meat and your about to cum and you speed your stroke up. Then when your shooting you slow the stoke up the get the best out of your session.

Another word: *Pitch*

"When I was watching a porno last night, I started The Wind Up during the first sex scene."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

Gone with the Wind

When you let one rip but that last piece of corn slips out as well. Then suddenly you don't feel so grumpy anymore.

Gone with the wind, looks like my weekend is looking up after all!

by the kid can drive August 6, 2010

Head Wind

when having anal sex and the woman farts you get a little head wind.

I was doing this chick (anal) and she gave me head wind.

by Dusty Bottoms 69 July 1, 2007

suck-wind

a name that is given to someone that does not know the meaning of it, in effort to make fun of them and piss them off at the same time.

"your such a suck-wind"
"whats a suck-wind"
"you"

by matt g October 2, 2004

mississippi wind chime

When 1 girl is performing fellatio on 5 guys at the same time, & their balls slap her chin in a rhythmic beat.

Just the farmhands playin their mississippi wind chimes on my daughter's throat."

by mrsflowers07 October 2, 2011

Pigeon Wind

The breeze you feel against your skin from the too-close-for-comfort harried and rapid flight and flap of pigeons, most specifically on city streets.

Failure to properly navigate a flock of hobbling pigeons can lead to a grazing of one's head by dirty wing, or more commonly, a gust of pigeon wind across the face from their frenzied and often disoriented departure.

"Oh god, I just felt a waft of pigeon wind at the back of my neck."

by Shaira December 14, 2008