shit happens when you party naked

Anything can happen when you are partying and clothes are removed.

Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!

by DaunteCulpepper October 11, 2008

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

where the sun never shines

1. a euphemism for up da butt

2. an intensifier used to connote aggression in phrases such as "Oh yeah? Well you can take that draft card and put it where the sun never shines".

Where the sun don't shine is coarser and therefore more aggressive.

Take your fucking capital gains tax cut and stick it where the sun never shines.

by mandingoe June 15, 2004

When In Doubt...Tits

When you don't know the answer to a question or command you reply with tits.

To end a conversation awkwardly.

Jack: "Hey John what time is it?"
John: "Uh..."
John: "Tits!"
Jack: "Haha When in doubt...Tits my friend!"

by Pat G Lax July 10, 2010

when I'm on the mic

The phrase "when I'm on the mic" builds anticipation. Questions instantly arise. What happens when he actually obtains the mic? What will he do with the mic. Who is Mike?

Latin - 𝑰'𝒎 '𝒊𝒏 𝒄𝒖𝒎 𝒎𝒊𝒄'

@upgradeofficialmusic: "The message I was trying to convey was one of understanding and truth. The fact that some stories don't have endings or beginnings is highlighted in the repetition of it. It is infinite. When I'm on the mic."

by kyrodnb May 3, 2020

where

A word often used in among us when a body is found

crewmate 1: i found a body in na-
imposter: WHERE

by TopHatCatWUT October 29, 2020

I hate it when people take advantage of my kindness

Not realizing that they need me more than I need them most the time.

I hate it when people take advantage of my kindness.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020