UwU Wacker

UwU Wacker means you fuck Furrys for a living

"You're such a UwU Wacker"

by urlocalmimi November 17, 2022

Whacker

EMT, Firefighter or EMT\Firefighter who has a lot of flashing blue or red halogen, strobe or L.E.D lights on their vehicle so that you can see them from a mile away, has at least 1 mobile\hand held scanner or two way radio, wears their squad jacket everywhere in the winter, wears squad\fire department t-shirt every day in the summer. Can be easily spotted by the presence of several pagers on their belt from several different fire departments and\or squads because they want to claim that they run more calls than anyone else. They don't just show up for the good calls, but they get especially excited upon hearing the words "structure fire" or "MVA with entrapment". Often the first person at the squad building or the firehouse when the call goes out because they were listening to their scanner or radio.

Firefighter 1: Hey, man, have you met the new guy yet?
Firefighter 2: Yeah, he's already a member at 2 other fire departments before he joined here.
Firefighter 1: What a whacker!

by Jay Dog January 29, 2010

whackidextreous

1.The ability to digitally manipulate one own genital with equal ease between the left and right hands, regardless of ones normal predisposition of left or right dexterity.
2.Abnormally dexterous in masterbation.

kerazi1, after many years of surfing the net and downloading wango138's links had become whackidextreous. It doesn't matter which hand is used, the outcome is always the same.

by matty January 26, 2005

whacker

Someone who has an extensive amount of emergency lights, police equipment, and antennas, legal or illegal, on their personally owned vehicle. This person typically has several excuses to justify their “equipment” usage or installation, and often try to find reasons to use them. Whackers normally get extremely hostile when confronted about their lights. The average whacker is a 16-30 year old scrawny or overweight male, who is in some sort of community safety club, like a police explorer or neighborhood watch. Most whackers have the lights because they enjoy the power trip they get when they are perceived to be a police officer. Most, if not all whackers suffer from severe superiority complex issues, as they lack any sort of power in their job or personal life.

Guy 1: “Todd just bought amber visor lights for his Crown Victoria”
Guy 2: “He did? He just bought 6 fake antennas for the car yesterday”
Both: “what a whacker”

by tonypepperonio March 24, 2021

chally-wack

to expel more then a shot (2oz) of semen when recieving a hummer if performed properly you may see extreme choking of the wind pipes or a deep burp.

after days of solitude you tend to chally-wack on your next splurge

by The Roommates Godfrey & Ed May 10, 2006

Your Shit Is Wack

One of 2 catchphrases used in the song "Haters" by New Jersey Hardcore Rap Rock group "the product of control."
(The other being "Get Off My Dick").

Describing the complete and total non-originality, corniness and lack of imagination of a person or a group.

"Get up and get off my sack...
Your shit is wack."

by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

wack-a-dex

A man's mental list of women that he chooses from when masturbating.

Dude, my new nextdoor neighbor is hot! She has totally been added to my wack-a-dex!

by Sporto August 5, 2007