totalrectomy

removal of the uterus, ovaries, everything.

That woman can't reproduce. She had a totalrectomy.

by Numbers Kid May 20, 2011

Total Filth

1. That immense explosion of unwanted excrement that shreds your ass to the next dimension.

2. The act of familiarizing oneself with every conceivable technique for avoiding unwanted excrement in the trousers.

3. People that are accused of avoiding daily cleansing on a regular basis, whether it be true or not.

1. Jim: "How are you doing after that total filth?"
Bob: "Not good, my organs keep trying to spill through it."
Jim: "Can't you go to a doctor?"
Bob: "No, My ass is ratchet."

3. Bob: "Hey guys, I found a deal that will get you Bioshock 1, 2, and infinite for $15"
Andy: "Ew. You're total filth, get outta here."

by TotalFilth November 26, 2013

toalache

Toloache is the Aztec word for the Jimsonweed or Sacred Datura, a plant that some fools take because they think the visions that it will produce will be cool. Unfortunately, many get very sick and some die because they do not have the cultural understanding of the root (in the native cultures which use it, the herb is taken only once in a lifetime.)

He smoked toalache but he didn't know the proper proportions, so he ended up in the hospital for a week.

by EmperorNorton47 July 6, 2014

total bullshitter

Donald Trump, Ted Cruze, Marco Rubio, and the like

When I think of total bullshitter, republican candidates come to mind...

by Donkey jizz 2016 September 14, 2016

Toralf

Toralf is the super hot guy that everyone likes. He will always be invested in one certain sport, and he will be amazing at this sport. Toralf is a genius, and will always be there in your times of need. All Toralf's also have huge dicks, and get all the women. Toralf's are often spotted in Spain and other countries were he can get tan, with at least 4 sidechicks around him. Toralf will sometimes tan naked, so that he is completely tan, and if he does so, the sidechicks will also be naked around him.

Dude 1: Man, that guy really rocks at hockey! And he has 4 hot chicks cheering for him!
Dude 2: Yeah, he's probably a Toralf.

by GeniusAsainMastermind February 28, 2017

total solar eclipse

An event where the moon completely overlaps the sun. Also known as a "blood moon" for turning bright golden red, if seen during night.

Paul: Hey! Did you see the total solar eclipse yesterday?
Ron: Naw man, I missed it. Was too busy watching some dick-tricklers for a couple of hours, I didn't notice it.

by Smith dux Wurd August 16, 2017

Totality egg

Females within a solar eclipse's path of totality undergo a cosmically-induced ovulation process triggered at moment of full totality. The egg generated during this totality ovulation process is known as the totality egg.

I fertilized Mary's totality egg and she gave birth to a shadow baby

by lambtron August 22, 2017