scooter tooter

another way of saying go away or move

someone: *just keeps talking*
me: you are so annoying, scooter tooter!

by c0uchp0tat0 June 22, 2021

short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.

A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.

by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021

Greasy topless

The act of masturbating furiously, then rubbing the resulting ejaculate into your chest.

Richard had a tough day so had a greasy topless to centre himself

by Wilson wiener November 17, 2021

whistling tooter

When said person passes gas, but it comes out sloppy, loosley and extra windy. Said fart smells like semen.

It was supposed to be an SBD but instead it came out a whistling tooter. Am I gay?

by Marlinbrando69 January 13, 2022

Active tooter drill

Having the feeling of an immenent defacation, rushing to the toilet, and only releasing massive amounts of bowel gasses

I thought the toilet would look like a colostomy bag poored into it, but I only had an active tooter drill.

by Cablub February 5, 2022

cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.

We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.

by anonymous December 25, 2021

lemonade topper

Think of it as fucking taking a piss in the tank of a toilet. Like an upper decker but with piss.

He did a lemonade topper in yo toilet man.

Fuck I know shit sucks

by Mrs. Simms January 7, 2022