tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie 

Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian

Ellie is such a tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie by ellis walsh December 14, 2008

tit priest 

urban slang for a nun

Whoopi Golberg played a Reno stage performer turned tit priest in Sister Act.

tit priest by saint_unicorn September 16, 2011

Tit-Nerd 

An extremly nerdy virgin obsessed with female breasts, and possibly shemale breasts, if the shemale in question is quite convincing.

-dude check out that girls rack!
-shut up man your such a Tit-Nerd you could never hit that. come on we gotta finish this lego statue of captain kirk before my mom comes home with the kosher pickles.

Tit-Nerd by ~EXTREMELEVINE~ September 20, 2009

tit farmer 

someone who uses their breast to run a farm

john: how did you grow that so big?
hannah: used me tits
greg: you are a tit farmer

tit farmer by Robin March 10, 2005

Tit fishing 

a step beyond a cleavage poke. Where a guy trys to get under a woman bra and grab some naked tit.

I'm going tit fishing.

Tit fishing by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010

tit figue 

The union of cleavage and erection; a poetic description for titty-fucking. Essentially, the tits become a sort of pussy, or "figue".

When John saw Lila's ample cleavage, all he could think of was how it ripe it was for a tit figue.

tit figue by erinlow January 9, 2007

tit flank 

Like a "tit wank" but more devious

What is you? Some kind of tit flank
Looks like a tit flank to me
Are you a tit flank with a tude

tit flank by solomonf September 14, 2007