tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian

Ellie is such a tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

by ellis walsh December 14, 2008

tit priest

urban slang for a nun

Whoopi Golberg played a Reno stage performer turned tit priest in Sister Act.

by saint_unicorn September 16, 2011

Tit-Nerd

An extremly nerdy virgin obsessed with female breasts, and possibly shemale breasts, if the shemale in question is quite convincing.

-dude check out that girls rack!
-shut up man your such a Tit-Nerd you could never hit that. come on we gotta finish this lego statue of captain kirk before my mom comes home with the kosher pickles.

by ~EXTREMELEVINE~ September 20, 2009

tit farmer

someone who uses their breast to run a farm

john: how did you grow that so big?
hannah: used me tits
greg: you are a tit farmer

by Robin March 10, 2005

Tit fishing

a step beyond a cleavage poke. Where a guy trys to get under a woman bra and grab some naked tit.

I'm going tit fishing.

by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010

tit figue

The union of cleavage and erection; a poetic description for titty-fucking. Essentially, the tits become a sort of pussy, or "figue".

When John saw Lila's ample cleavage, all he could think of was how it ripe it was for a tit figue.

by erinlow January 9, 2007

tit flank

Like a "tit wank" but more devious

What is you? Some kind of tit flank
Looks like a tit flank to me
Are you a tit flank with a tude

by solomonf September 14, 2007