Sock Rule

As the creator of the Sock Rule I am here to inform you the reader that when wearing socks you have immunity from homosexuality. Therefore you may do any ordinarily homo activity but it will cancel out because socks. However if you have one sock on you are only half homo. Watch what you say. Have a great day kings and queens, and always remember to wear your socks.

Sock Rule -To exclude yourself from any homosexual activities

"yo I'm finna suck that dick" "you gay" "nah I got socks on."

"You didn't say no homo" *shows socks* "ight you good"

Yo that guy over there is so fuckin hot I thought you were straight? I am but the SOCKS RULE saves me because it blocks anything homosexual

-Abaka

by Abakatowski August 3, 2020

Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo

Perhaps the most comfortable of all combos, the Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo provides unrivalled comfort along with looks that will pull the most hard-to-get bitches. Common amongst Europeans (mainly Croatians/Bosnians), such a combo dates back centuries and has proven to withstand the tests of time to evolve from leather to the new plastic, Adidas sandals.

Slipping into his Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo, Dave was ready to tackle treacherous endeavours and whatever challenges life throws up, as only such a combo can handle impossible tasks whilst providing extreme comfort, style and sex appeal.

by Dave M8 May 12, 2014

Soccer Mom

"Soccer Mom" is a term made up during the election year 1996 to describe a white surburban homemaker wife who thinks that anything that is not explicitly Fundamentalist "Christian" is bad for her rotten little shits she calls her kids. She drives a bigass gas-guzzling SUV, tries to push her views on morality on everyone else, and goes shopping all the fucking time when she ain't taking her brats to soccer or piano practice or some other fucking stupid shit because she lives off her husband's wages. She gives money to a political party and tries to influence them to her standards. She's involved in PTA, the church "clique", you name it - she is influential and pushy in them all. In other words, an all-American stuck-up conforming judgmental BITCH.

Tipper Gore. Her kids got into drugs. I wonder why? Another example is the women who watch shit on the TV like that overblown yuppie Tupperware party that is called the View. On Sunday morning a Soccer Mom drops her daughter off to Sunday school, who then runs off with the cute boy in her class and they listen to a CD of "Satanic" music by U2, Pink Floyd, Rush or Ziggy Marley, then they smoke some Panama red and get it on in the grass.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006

social engineering

The attempt to control social behavior.

The Canadian government wants to create a passified country through social engineering.

by Eddy April 7, 2005

Socratis

A Greek sex god from Laura Secord.

Person 1: hey, you know Soccy?
Person 2: oh you mean that beautiful fucking sex god?
Person 1: fuck yea, I love Socratis

by thatdudewithaglassofmilk September 18, 2012

Smelly socks

When you wear socks for a long time and then make your friends suck the sweat out of them. Could be also used to jerk off to get your cum inside of the sock.

I made carter smell and suck my smelly socks after work.

by 001002943 December 23, 2019

social anxiety

its when your scared of talking to others and you feel horrible, you shake, have muscle spasms, you stutter your voice shakes. Its really serious and many people dont understand how bad it is who dont have it.

I do understand cause my social anxiety is horrible i've been to a psychologist but he aint done a shit. Meds are making me worse... Its like it feels terrible you cant speak to anyone you just hide out and have anxiety attacks IT SUCKS!!!
theres no possible way you can have friends and live a normal life........
plus i have a horrible accent and i just get so self conscious about it!!!

by cbmsgbears March 5, 2009