Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom

smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.

by pctv guy October 9, 2018

Spanked

You high off your ass your basically in space

Damn bra I’m spanked , that jay striked Oc I’m spanked

by TinaIsthatbitchpurr June 11, 2020

Spanking a turkey

Killing time

Somebody asked her what she was doing, and she said I'm just spanking a turkey

by OWL76 March 29, 2025

Great British food spank

When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen

I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!

by Therealslimbaby November 20, 2022

Fistful spanking

Punching someone's ass.
Boxing someone's behind.

-He said he enjoys fistful spanking.
- He is just trying to make punching someone's ass sound kinky

by Yen9090 October 10, 2017

Spank Bank

Someone or something a person is turned on by or wants to bang.

Horny fuck: "Wassap baby, you be lookin' like my future spank bank"

by DankDaddyz October 28, 2017

douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche

I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip

by tjdabomb August 29, 2011