Spank Skank

One who loves spanks and begs for them.
He said he was ‘ready for bed’ but I knew he was a spank skank and wanted spankings.
by Spank Skank August 06, 2021
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Spank September

During September, you are permitted to spank somebody.
ay homie come here its Spank September so you know what's going to happen
by rylyfo November 27, 2020
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Southbank spank

When you masturbate at the BFI Southbank cinema and like it. Also known as "Southbank wank"
Shall we go watch Goodfellas for a Southbank spank?
by philmphan July 07, 2023
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Stank And Spank

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.
“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”
by eternalsadness January 30, 2022
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spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
by Old crazy momma November 11, 2020
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Hanky Spank

When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).
Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.

Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.

Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
by doctordual639 June 23, 2021
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Spank Daddy

Spank Daddy is usually a Dominate male that uses spanking for pleasure and punishment on willing adult submissives
I am Spank Daddy, get over my knee as you have been bad
by Spank Daddy Canada December 20, 2024
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