totallygaymaddy's definitions

kipper spank

a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish

the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank

by totallygaymaddy July 10, 2018

nathaniel

a spastic kid who runs around in a spiderman suit

oh what a spacky nathaniel he must have been raised by downys

by totallygaymaddy July 10, 2018

Julian evans

A camp maths teacher who likes to hand out oranges and over pronounce his words

Julian evans is such a great teacher

by totallygaymaddy March 8, 2021

pedro

A mexican pedo that works at prezzos and can be often caught wanking a salt a pepper grinder or sticking a rolling pin up his arse

The boss of prezzos "Pedro you left your crap on the rolling pin again."

by totallygaymaddy June 16, 2019