Guacamole nigga penis

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you

random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you

by Wyumi June 17, 2020

Peng Footstool

When a super attractive or in other words a Peng girl uses a guys back for her footstool.

Guy 1: Did you see the photo of Joanne and the guy, she was resting her legs on his back?
Guy 2: Yes I did, she looked stunning, I believe she created a Peng Footstool!

by anonymous November 15, 2020

No Penis Cap

No penis cap basically mean that their not lying or capping on their dick when it comes to the amount of sexual partner they had.

Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍆🧢.

Did you really have sex with that chick Kayla?

Aye no penis cap I definitely smashed her.

by Itzkwann February 10, 2022

Penocentrism

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings

What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.

by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012

Penis Man

Penis Man

Penis Man
Does whatever a penis can
Slings his nut, any size
Always aims for your eyes

Here comes the penis man

Don’t get caught by penis man he’ll sling his nut in your eyes

by Slicedbapdrs January 17, 2020

peningful

something that is sexually arousing to a male; i.e meaningful to your penis

"damn look at that hot girl"
"yeah she's really peningful to me"

by seksimopho November 13, 2012

Penile Exile

When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.

Well let's just say M & M were on permanent penile exile from the other M.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020