mega piranha

Da flyest awf movies ya will ever see, it awlso starz Paul logan as main character 'Jason Fitch', prepare faw ya retinazzzz to be BURNED by how badassifiyeed dis philm is. Wurd to ya.

Dawgg 1: Hey hoe did ya see that badassifiyeed philm awn tv the other day bout mega piranhas?
Dawgg 2: Slut, awf course this bitch did! That philm had 2.2 million viewaz.
Dawgg 1: Faw shaw! Awlso, Paul logan is such a hawwtie.
Dawgg 2: Dat boi is high calorie eye candy faw shizzle! But that hooka' Tiffany needs her trashy skin sliced awff n' vinergared.

Dawgg 1: Yeah, then somewan should piss awn her carpet.
Dawgg 2: Wurd!!!
Dawgg 1: If she had a cat, I would kick it.
Dawgg 2: Yeah dawgg, but ya don't kick like Paul, leave da kickin' to da professionalzzz!
Dawgg 1: So how are thangz goin' faw ya today homie?
Dawgg 2: Ayeet dawgg, did a few drive-bys then some bitch came in and pissed awn ma carpet.
Dawgg 1: Aww man! I feel for ya, I hate when that shit goes down!
Dawgg 2: I know, that new carpet set me back 200 bucks! Hate when wizzles have beef wit me. Gonna have to change ma locks now so that pissin' bitch aint gon' come back!!

by Crip Dawggy D November 25, 2011

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