lumpy

1) adjective: having a mental state characterized by an adversity to effort

2) noun: a person who is best described as the epitome of laziness

3) proper noun: Andy

"Lumpy's not going to class again..."

"I drank too much last night and now I'm feelin' lumpy."

by Opticsushi March 8, 2005

lumpy dumpkins

Colorful term for little pebble turds; sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. see also- dumpy lumpkins

lumpy dumpkins are not just for breakfast anymore.

by rustylongsword June 27, 2010

lumpuckeroo

A term used a few decades ago by an imaginative and creative brother to describe a suspicious skin rash.

Upon observing his brother's rash, he told him that he had lumpuckeroo.

by lekmap April 17, 2005

lumpy lunch

A lumpy lunch is when you wake up late from sleeping with a fine woman and you find poo on your bed. The bitch has pooed on your bed and now you gotta clean it up. It was one lumpy lunch.

I slept with Monique lastnight and she left with me with a lumpy lunch.

by Lupe The Magic Totem September 24, 2007

Fuzzy Wookie Lumples

A fermented, fuzzy, green dog turd meant for anal masturbation.

"That sucks Fuzzy Wookie Lumples!"

by RJbeanerbottom January 18, 2010

lumpy

A girl that makes up stupid pathetic lies and is really fucking ugly and annoying. she lie about friends and how she stays out until 3 in teh morning, etc. etc.

Megan Jerrell is very lumpy and very slutty.

by Megan September 27, 2004

lumpkins

when you get cancer on your dick

shit man... u just got the lumpkins

by G-balla June 7, 2005