JPost

A fat Joint containing at least a 3.5.

Let's go to the beach and smoke this JPost.

by Sman927 August 7, 2024

JPS

It means juicy pussy syndrome

Damn that girl got some serious JPS!

by Reagen almerbee October 4, 2023

Jpt

Jpt is a shorter term for "Just pretend"

Person 1 - Jpt I'm a ghost!
Person 2 - haha that's funny

by Evilchansey December 13, 2023

jpfejpwefjpewfjpohgrrnlnkl

when im bored so i spam shit on the keyboardndnjf

cuh 1: hey i like this

cuh 2: jpfejpwefjpewfjpohgrrnlnkl

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 12, 2024

jpm

How to pronounce: jae-pee-em

def: (noun) jokes per minute

- how to measure a good night

ex 1: Wow! The jpm last night was at 50! You missed out!

ex 2:
Person 1: How was the trip?
Person 2: Jpm was at 8 bro. :(
Person 1: Cool. Glad I stayed home.

by Zambales & Co February 10, 2024

jpmtfo

just pissed me the fuck off

you actually jpmtfo

by ď June 6, 2024

JPD

JPD, or "Jumps Per Day," is a concept created by influencer Jake Hutchinson, who believes jumping into any body of water is the key to better health. Whether it's a lake, river, or your neighbor's pool—if it’s wet, you’re in! Why? Because apparently, it's "good for you," and who are we to argue with science (or Jake)?.

To figure out your weekly JPD average, just count up all your jumps and divide by 7. It's that simple. Now get you numbers up!

Jump in the water this week, it’s good for ya!

"Get you JPD up, it's good for ya!"

".43 JPD this week!"

by Lumutrix October 2, 2024