When a famers daughter shits on your chest, dips her thumb in it and wipes it on your forehead: Also known as the reverse Simba.
by Shatner October 7, 2021
Get the Farm girl facialmug. cute and smart children, who take over any situation and make it a beautiful place.....
when kids say they are from Cumberland they don't mean the gas station *cough *cough Jayden*
if you bump into someone wh0 goes by "cumberland Farms kids....." then it might just be your lucky day!
when kids say they are from Cumberland they don't mean the gas station *cough *cough Jayden*
if you bump into someone wh0 goes by "cumberland Farms kids....." then it might just be your lucky day!
by Ladies Man;) December 10, 2021
Get the Cumberland Farms Kidsmug. Sex that typically takes place when one or both parties are completely wasted, and usually involves a female who is less than a girlfriend/wife, although it may be an opportunity to freak a prudish significant other. Activities during farm animal sex include bending said female's limbs in a manner not originally intended, to access atypical positions, and may or may not involve consensual or 'accidental' use of taboo orifices. Usually leads to excessive soreness and vague questions about the previous night's activities from said female.
Susy and I hooked up after drinking a bottle of Absinthe at the St. Patty's Day parade and had some serious farm animal sex that almost dislocated both her hips.
by lost crow March 1, 2008
Get the farm animal sexmug. All boys school for a bunch of breathing horny fuck tards. If you are a Porter's girl don't be surprised if you receive multiple floppy small soggy soft unannounced dick pics from these ultimate dick heads. These thirsty ass jocks are most commonly found begging for nudes from thirsty ethel girls after being rejected by porter's girls. Don't be surprised if ur sexting then they r too pussy to fuck u in person. (I will say they are better than salisbury guys ngl) They do need to get the lax stick out of their ass and take a second to smell these perfect voluptuous cheeks.
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Yo motherfucker I just snapped the hottest chick imma bouta hit
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Bro no fucking way gimme that snap tho
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Oh shes actually our spanish teacher
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Shitttt you finally gotta hold of her?
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Nah, that hoe left me on open
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Bro no fucking way gimme that snap tho
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Oh shes actually our spanish teacher
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Shitttt you finally gotta hold of her?
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Nah, that hoe left me on open
by whorewithafatass April 24, 2021
Get the Avon Old Farmsmug. See Halloween Haunt
The term used by locals to discribe the event. While There you can purchase Berry Punch.
The term used by locals to discribe the event. While There you can purchase Berry Punch.
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
Get the Knotts Scary Farmmug. A pretty good band. Vocals are awesome, guitars are nice and loud, bass guitar owns some of the songs. The Michael Jackson cover "Smooth Criminal" is one of their good songs, but is the only one to really be publicized. Their heavier stuff is damn good. They have only two albums out: ANThology and truANT
by somyongai December 11, 2004
Get the Alien Ant Farmmug. A band that, unfortunately, is only best known for their Michael Jackson cover of "Smooth Criminal". It sucks because outside of this song, they're actually a really good band.
Teeny bopper: "OMG!!! Alien Ant Farm is awesome! 'Smooth Criminal', like, rocks!!!!"
Alien Ant Farm fan: "Aw, shut up. Go listen to their whole albums instead of the same video MTV plays."
Alien Ant Farm fan: "Aw, shut up. Go listen to their whole albums instead of the same video MTV plays."
by HueyFreeman September 13, 2006
Get the alien ant farmmug.