on the confidential

when you ask someone for information, and tell them that it will be on the confidential so the information will stay between to the 2 people in the conversation, its quite like "on the DL" but less ghetto. coined by me, 2005

person 1.so whats goin on with you 2.
person 2.nothin.
person 1.cmon itll be kept on the confdential.
person 2.ok well ....

or

make sure you keep that info, on the confidential

by Dru_ January 18, 2006

condiment shot

A shot of a condiment, such as ketchup or mustard, sucked out of the small unit packages that one gets from fast food restaurants.

While driving, it's convenient to have a condiment shot of ketchup after eating your fries.

by Rebecca Clark September 1, 2008

coffin kid

Equivalent to the Baby Bat, a goth poser who listens to Marilyn Manson, MCR and the like. Or death metal.

Coffin kids are destroying the reputation of the gothic subculture.

by bella_mystique January 29, 2008

Coffin Sleeper

Someone who sleeps on their back with their hands to the side and legs straight out

"Dude I was trying to spoon with her but she's a coffin sleeper and slept like a rock"

"Oh that's the worst man"

by BossMan45 January 9, 2012

concierge

A needlessly fancy name for an apartment superintendent or hotel caretaker.

"Would you like it delivered to your concierge or to your door?"
"Bro, you think I understand what that word means?"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 13, 2022

The coffin

When one lies motionless on top of another person while their sexual organs are interlinked.

Quentin was unamused when Timmy gave him the coffin last night.

by laff11 December 6, 2016

Concierge

(French) An inquisitive and meddlesome woman who spends her days gossiping. Typically a middle-aged caretaker or housekeeper who has nothing better to do with her life than to spy on people and report any insignificant detail to whoever happens to cross her path. Seems to know everything about everybody, probably knows more about you than you do. Always hoping to gather even more gossip to fuel her endless speculations.

A: 'I met Mrs. Martinez in the hallway this morning... It took me more than 30 minutes to get rid of her endless gossiping.'

B: 'Such a concierge... Is it me or she spends every waking hour spying on us?'

by Tketmad November 30, 2010