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(French) An inquisitive and meddlesome woman who spends her days gossiping. Typically a middle-aged caretaker or housekeeper who has nothing better to do with her life than to spy on people and report any insignificant detail to whoever happens to cross her path. Seems to know everything about everybody, probably knows more about you than you do. Always hoping to gather even more gossip to fuel her endless speculations.
A: 'I met Mrs. Martinez in the hallway this morning... It took me more than 30 minutes to get rid of her endless gossiping.'
B: 'Such a concierge... Is it me or she spends every waking hour spying on us?'
B: 'Such a concierge... Is it me or she spends every waking hour spying on us?'
by Tketmad November 30, 2010
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by Tketmad February 14, 2010
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