clean house

To clean house is to delete all the people on facebook that you don't give a shit about.

"This weekend I unfriended Mara, Sara, Autumn, and Jackie. Yeah, It was a clean house Saturday!"

by tosh daniels March 15, 2012

gun cleaner

Inserting your penis into someone's vagina or anus while they still have their underwear on, pushing the fabric into the orifice along with your penis, then withdrawing and bringing the soiled fabric back out with your penis.

She said she needed her anus cleaned out, so I gave her a gun cleaner.

by go_lanche May 22, 2006

shoe clerk

Military insult used primarily in the Air Force to describe services, personnel, finance and other support staff. This term is primarily used by aviators. It is more limited than the Army equivalent "pogue", in that not all non-combat, non-flying airmen are labeled as shoe clerks.

"We can't carry loaded weapons anymore because some f***ing shoe clerk is afraid we'll accidentally shoot ourselves."

"That retard shoe clerk got on my case about not having my PT shirt tucked in."

by KING-of-Iraq December 15, 2008

Deep clean

The act of using a towel to clean one's ringpiece and rectum with great vigour and zeal.

As he checked out of the hotel Steve glanced around furtively, desperately hoping the cleaners had yet to discover the soiled remnants of his latest deep clean.

by Mike Beast August 21, 2010

Clemmey

Dumping a girl so you can fuck another chick, then getting back together with the first girl. A way to avoid cheating via a technicality.

Ted pulled a Clemmey on April when he dumped her, fucked Kate, then got back together with her.

by The Kingpin March 27, 2005

Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...

"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Ethnic Cleansing

What Israel has been doing to Palestinians since 1948!

X: Damn, why is it hard for the world to realize that the ethnic cleansing happening in Palestine is a crime against humanity?
Y: Bro, how do you not know? Israel gets away with everything!
X: Not this time! Free Palestine until Palestine is free!!

by SpittingFactsSince1948 May 18, 2021