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carrot

a gun which someone has on them that they will get out to use
Oi blud.....dont make me draw for my carrot!!
by badman2008 March 5, 2008
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girls who eat carrots

Carrot f***ed mango all u n***** die of f****** PewDiePie haha get wrecked and suck my d***
by GiggleOfficial April 19, 2021
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carrotcrotch

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When a man's penis is covered in red/orange pubic hair.
Damn, i almost screwed micheal last night, but when he took off his pants, his carrotcrotch almost whipped me in the face!
by hildaeatspplx August 3, 2007
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carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.
Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010
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Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?
by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012
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carrots and breadsticks

when your friend or someone you know screws someone who they are not supposed to. For example their professors, cousins etc
Carrots and breadsticks! You did the carrots and breadsticks..... you whore
by poopedonlife February 26, 2014
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