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blue screen of death 

BSOD, a point in time (almost hourly) where windows finds an error in a patch of memory. "reference error at x0fffffx0ff112" the number jibberish is in hex, like you could find that specific memory point anyway.
I was sitting enjoying my kiddie porn, when suddenly my web page wouldnt load! i clicked furiously on the link, but to my dismay a blue screen popped up and...

(he said no more the awe of the BSOD had him switch to linux immediatly)
blue screen of death by ViRuS September 6, 2003

blue suicide

Death by pulling a "gun" or other deadly object out at a Police Officer.
Kayla committed blue suicide last night with an old cap gun.
blue suicide by Ken Folsom February 21, 2007

blue light brigade 

(S. Afr.) VIP protection motorcade.

Blue light brigades consist of between five and twenty black SUVs with tinted windows and flashing blue lights, depending on the overinflation of the ego of the obnoxious fatcat contained therein.

Blue light brigades have been known to force honest taxpaying motorists off the road or even shoot at them. They don't stop a traffic lights, drive in emergency lanes and break every possible traffic law.

In South Africa, the proper road etiquette when encountering one is to drive into their lane and block them for as long as possible without endangering your own vehicle, hoot repeatedly and wind down your window to give them the finger. You should also politely request all your passengers to give them the finger too.
I almost got rammed by a blue light brigade the other day. There were 20 vehicles in it, so it must have been Jacob Zuma or someone. I blocked him for 15 seconds and gave him the finger though.

Blue Phi 

Calling of the Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity
Blue Phi by Vernonjr November 16, 2010

blue hat emoji 

"cap"; to lie about something
"That nigga capping" blue hat emoji
blue hat emoji by ogname October 12, 2019

Blue Lotus 

1. n. Represented in ancient Egyptian art. The blue lotus was found scattered over Tutankhamen's body when the Pharaoh's tomb was opened in 1922. Many historians thought it was a purely symbolic flower, but there may be some reason to believe that ancient Egyptians used it to induce an ecstatic state, stimulation, and/or hallucinations.

2. n. A legal flower smoked by mostly indians, some say it causes an experience similar to oxycodone.
Me and Arianna both smoked blue lotus then relaxed on the couch for an hour.
Blue Lotus by Skott September 21, 2004