assfatalicious

An adjective used to describe someone’s juicy booty

She has the most assfatalicious booty I have ever seen in my life.

by Lizbuff September 20, 2022

assfault

Refers to da blame laid on da highway-department foreman's you-know-what if da blacktop-repair job isn't done properly.

D.O.T. foreman: I always research a job thoroughly, make sure dat da site is cleaned and prepared properly, and tell my workers to pour and spread da tar correctly, so dat hopefully nobody will come after me with an "assfault" complaint.

by QuacksO January 8, 2023

Assaulty

The adjective form of assault. When someone is in the mood to assault, you can express that someone is feeling assaulty.

Wow, she really fucking pissed me off. I am feeling assaulty af.

You keep hitting me today. What's with the assaulty vibes?

My coworker hit me "accidentally" but I think she was just feeling assaulty.

by LingDanc803 January 12, 2023

Assault Weapon

Anything that is black, scary, and found in a dark alley!

We need to ban those evil, scary, black rifles known as "assault weapons."

by anonymous January 15, 2023

assburn

when you take a huge shit and the shit smears over the outside of your asshole and burns it, creating an unpleasant feeling

I took a massive shit today and got assburn

by Yeshahaman April 28, 2023

assault weapon

a weapon that is fed through 30 magazine clips and that has black parts, it is blamed for everything.

"assault weapons need to be banned, they are the main cause of violence, poverty, climate change and illness"

by armedmonkey5.56 May 1, 2023

assbuger

A gaping, pulsating hole from your rectum after anal sex

Bro, my Assbuger

by Assbuger May 9, 2023