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An expression of frustration indicating one has reached their quota of stupidity, rage, and/or overwork.
I got into another stupid argument with my ignorant assclown boss this morning. I've already had an assfull today -- I'm ready to go home and drink.
assfull by turdrider November 16, 2011
Words you can keep
Someone with a big, huge ass.
Someone acting stupid and fooling around.
"Woah, stop being an assfull"
"You such an assfull"
assfull by anaml February 2, 2008
to pull a solution out of one's ass
They were completely screwed, but then there was an asspull and they knew how to save the day.
asspull by Adam VT December 13, 2005
Word of the Day on January 1, 2024

Slap-ass full 

When an object is so damn full there is no way you're getting anything else in there.
"Take the trash out."

"I can't! The dumpster is slap-ass full!"

"Just pack it in the best you can."
Slap-ass full by Biggitybomb December 4, 2018
star platinum: the world and star platinum OH
Oh hE just never saw it hap- its a pure asspull
asspull by iggiplazer December 1, 2019
1. Of or relating to the ass or the region thereabout.

2. Acting, smelling, tasting, looking, feeling, or sounding in a manner that resembles that of an ass, or very badly.
God damn! This diet Coke tastes assful.
assful by Tenkin October 17, 2003

assmullet 

1. asshole (when used as an insult)

2. the hair between your ass cheeks
1. You're an assmullet!

2. Did you shave your assmullet?
assmullet by D.M. July 14, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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