after-shot

A person who appears to have been particularly ravaged by drug use; specifically, methamphetamine (crank) or crack. Specific traits may include missing teeth, open facial sores, disheveled hair, pale complexion, dramatic weight loss, unpredictable behavior, or serious lack of personal hygiene.

Derived from the deterioration of meth addicts documented through their police mugshots ("before and after shots").

Have you seen Dave recently? He's a wreck. I don't know what he's been doing, but he's become an after-shot.

by Flernk July 12, 2007

Afterwarning

A warning of a past event.

Coined by WeezyWaiter(youtube)

Dave: Dude, why didnt you tell me that my ex was gonna be here?
John:Oh right, afterwarning, your ex is gonna be at the party

Dave: Aww man someone robbed my house
John: Oh yea, you forgot to lock your door
Dave: Thanks for the afterwarning

by Wordlizard July 9, 2010

After Pubes

The pubic hair left in the bathroom after one shaves or trims for the first time in awhile. No matter how much you try and clean them up, they never leave.

"Common John! your after pubes are all over the counter...and the shower!"

"Oh shit, my after pubes are everywhere, I shouldn't shave in my parents bathroom anymore."

"Next time, I'm gonna trim my pubes outside. These after pubes in my bathroom are so annoying."

by ronald.p.reudolf December 3, 2010

Aftershave Shooters

Everybody needs a shooter that's why they make aftershave in so many colours. No other easier way to buy alcohol.

Why do they make aftershave in so many colours? So the poor(homeless) can have aftershave shooters.

by slightly sarcastic December 30, 2010

Aftermunch

The next meal after you have eaten a considerable amount food due to having the munchies.

Tommy - That party last night was super crazy, but I'm pretty hungry now.

Bennet - Yea man, same, I'm about to go schnag the aftermunch as soon as I get home.

by mraahh July 23, 2011

Afterjizz

That small bit of semen that comes out of your penis a little after masturbating.

A sanitary male human would change their pants after the afterjizz but ehh... Fuck it. It'll dry.

by LOLZname February 3, 2012

Afterlife

After you die, you will enter the 'afterlife.' This is the realm some believe in where you die and become a ghost. If you're a ghost, you can do whatever you want. No-one will see you as you are invisible to mortals. The grim reaper will be waiting for you. Doomsday might lead you there too.

When I die I hope I enter the afterlife.

by the one everyone hates February 24, 2018