Retroactive spanking

A spanking you give to your adult offspring after you find out something atrocious they did as a child.

Bobby jr. may be 40 now but he still needs a retroactive spanking for taking his papaws truck and trading it for Pokémon cards.

by 1Bigreg64 June 3, 2025

Hang spanking

The act of hanging by the neck from a loose rope and nasturbating to achieve an ultimate orgasm.

I walked on my roommate hang spanking the other night

by [e-mail] October 21, 2022

Rank spank

A term used in the game of skat(31) to show victory!

Rank spank, throw your chip in!

by Jonny D April 1, 2004

spank till i bank

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery

John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.

by urmom.com6999 March 4, 2022

The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.

Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)

by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024

sycronized spank

When several men get together and beat their meat at the sane time. Usually ending in synchronized climax.

Me and the boys did a sycronized spank, all that can at once was a little overwhelming

by Negativechromosomes April 19, 2018

fistful spanking

Repeatedly punching someone in the ass

In and out .

-He said he likes fistful spanking

-He is just trying to make fisting sound kinkier

by Yen9090 October 10, 2017