testimonium terra curvatura

testimonium terra curvatura is the concept of being able to see the curvature of the earth from a certain height. the words translate from latin to english to “witness curvature earth”

“what’s it called when you can see the curvature of the earth?”
“testimonium terra curvatura”

by lj2rizzy January 5, 2025

ex as curly

meaning exactly but spelled so bad not even autocorrect can save you

“bro i do not like her, shes such a bitch”
“ex as curly”
“what.”

by dollisa February 4, 2025

Kavi's Curse

Kavi's Curse, anyone who gets close to a person named Kavi when he coughs contracts a horrible Curse that makes them die a few days later. This Curse is activated if an individual makes Kavi laugh. A cure is possible the person must eat atleast 3 grams of crackers.

I contracted Kavi's Curse.. I don't know how much time I have left. I gotta look for crackers...

by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025

FAC (Free Attention Curse)

when you want someone to want you and give you lots of attention, without actually having to admit or acknowledge you want them
being stuck under the curse of wanting/farming/basking in the constant attention from the preferred sex

She is only talking to all those guys because she is under the FAC (Free Attention Curse).

by eeyuh February 16, 2025

Morbidly obese curiosity

To be such a fat fuck that you must try every item on the menu of a restaurant

That fridge has a morbidly obese curiosity

by Packagebowl January 31, 2026

The Canadian Curler

A light fingering from behind

I gave her the Canadian Curler.

by Dirty Bobby February 15, 2026

Behind the curtains

When a thing is undisputedly true but something else that’s new is running the show

Behind the curtains: People call cigarettes is a cancer stick but hookah is cool

by TheRealiest1000 February 24, 2026