Usually an ugly woman, clad in curlers and a long nightgown, has long since given up on getting any real stiffies, and supplements her sexual appetites with quite an assortment of sexual tools/devices...
the unlawful act of getting denied a free burger resulting in the mass grope of 10 birds, and 6 people getting sniped with a singular cold chicken nugget. Then the artful act of dropping your kaks bending over at a 45 degree angle and proceeding to perform a 'hernbanian curler' onto the concrete below followed by a huge boot across the road.
he couldnt wait for the train he walked into tberoad and performed a hernbanian curler
An acquaintance of a friend (generally, but not always, from Australia) that parties with you and your friend and ends up crashing at your place. Whilst everyone is asleep he takes a bowl from your kitchen and perfectly curls a turd in it and leaves - never to be seen again.
“Dude, that guy from Australia is a turd curler. He curled one in my cereal bowl last night and left it on the kitchen counter.”
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.