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Curler
curler queen
Usually an ugly woman, clad in curlers and a long nightgown, has long since given up on getting any real stiffies, and supplements her sexual appetites with quite an assortment of sexual tools/devices...
curler queen by Graffilthier May 18, 2008
toe curler
toe curler by Keast12 January 15, 2016
Hernbanian curler
the unlawful act of getting denied a free burger resulting in the mass grope of 10 birds, and 6 people getting sniped with a singular cold chicken nugget. Then the artful act of dropping your kaks bending over at a 45 degree angle and proceeding to perform a 'hernbanian curler' onto the concrete below followed by a huge boot across the road.
Hernbanian curler by Dysooo February 7, 2021
turd curler
An acquaintance of a friend (generally, but not always, from Australia) that parties with you and your friend and ends up crashing at your place. Whilst everyone is asleep he takes a bowl from your kitchen and perfectly curls a turd in it and leaves - never to be seen again.
“Dude, that guy from Australia is a turd curler. He curled one in my cereal bowl last night and left it on the kitchen counter.”
turd curler by Revco3 February 21, 2019
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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