Hop on Unite

the act of commencing in epic straight sex while being very chad

person 1: wanna hop on unite
person2: hell yeah!
*chad stuff*

by Prince_Froggers October 4, 2021

united beaner service

on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do

United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to do the jobs that you dont want to do

by shane p August 23, 2006

unobtainium

any nonexistent material

A ship like that would have been made of unobtainium

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2010

United States of America

A country that got big from stealing land and participating in wars that they have nothing to do with. Country that loves to hate, mostly made up of pretentious cunts that are depressed and are 5 seconds away from shooting up a school church, or your local walmart. It Uses A name of a whole continent to describe itself. takes what it wants. love to brag about artists and important figures that are originally not even American. oh and i almost forgot, they also love to practically trap their natives in "Reservation camps" until they kill themselves. horrendous Amalgamation of other countries that maybe could respect others a bit better.

American: Hey, man, The United States of America is the greatest. we have the best army , the best government, and the best actors/Important figures Any other Reasonable Human Being: wait, so you prefer a hegemony that wont work over feeding, housing, and educating your own country for about 1/3 of the budget for the army? By the Best government do you mean a president whose job before the campaign was to be daddy's personal stripper? Or do you mean the fact that a Wyomingites vote is worth more than a californian's? or that your shithole state doesnt matter for the elections and so does your vote? or finally that winning is not determined by popular vote (no, that's too hard) but by points according to the popular vote by state? Your government is great at one thing and one thing only, lying and brainwashing. did he bring your jobs back? no he never will. did he build a wall? no he didn't. By actors and Important figures do you mean Bruce Lee, Guillermo Del Toro, Jackie Chan, Diego Luna, Avicci, Tiesto, 6IX9INE, lil Xan, lil Peep and that's just scratching the surface. also, in the sports that no other country really cares that much about like Basketball and American Football the majority of the players are of the ethnicities that you hate so much, yet you love the sports. just accept that your country is entirely made up of immigrants from all over the world. Being a Patriot in USA should be more like also praising the countries that made it.

by yungboi69 May 28, 2018

t-units

The modernized version of a tampon.

Lisa: "Omg, I'm so bloated. I'm anemic as hell."
Allison: "Omg, you got your p-card, too?"
Lisa: "Let's go find some guys and show them how hot they are."
Allison: "Hang on, we gotta stick us some t-units first."
Lisa. "Yeah! Cheap contraception much? Kthx."

by Jared344035 July 2, 2006

masta k unit

a ganster name for people with names that start with k. it is used by people who just dont feel cool enough being referred to by their real name

Amanda: hey, what's your name?
Karen: masta k unit.
Amanda: oh wow.

by iloveyou xoxo July 25, 2009

Man United

A team followed mostly people out side of England who know nothing about soccer and cannot name any other soccer team.
Manchester is a brand not a team, Owned by an American, AITE!!!!

Manchester United supporter; Man United 4 live.
Arsenal Supporter; Dude, Man United kinda sounds like a gay night club.

Manchester United supporter, go's home, not knowing what to think.

by Hrvati Vojnik March 8, 2007