socks on house

a house or living situation at which you feel less likely to contract an illness from its unclean floors by keeping your socks on. Extreme cases of this are "shoes on houses" where you are sucidal to take your shoes off.

Person 1: Hey where are you going?
Person 2: Jeff's house
Person 1: Oh be sure to keep your socks on, that house sent Jimmy to the hospital last week cuz he took his socks off. Such a socks on house.
Person 2: What a dumb ass. Yeah, I'm keeping the socks on.

by <3pantie<3 July 7, 2009

Slocks

Wearing slides with socks.

“Just gotta chuck my slocks on and head to the servo for a Gatorade and some darts.”

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Feeling slack? Wear your slocks.
Going to the pub? Slides and socks.
Family dinner? Wear your slocks.
Fire and beer? Slides and socks.

by Slidesandsocks4life April 28, 2019

rocks socks

to do something realy cool or amazing

it can be inhansed by the adding of other word like major-it rocks major socks

guy 1: did you play that new game for the wiis3

guy 2: hell yea it rocks socks

by so0o easy January 17, 2009

40 Socks

One who uses the paper bag from a 40 oz. alcoholic beverage, after consumption, for socks. Generally utilized by the poor or homeless. Two 40 oz. alcoholic beverages or one 40 oz. alcoholic beverage "double bagged" is preferred. Quickly replaced if worn through or destroyed by a purchase at your local convenience store.

"These 40 socks keep me warm in the winter and they dry quick."

by DefMasterG January 23, 2010

Swagg Socks

Black, mid-shin length socks. Scientifically proven to increase your swagger.

Freddy, rockin' the swagg socks.

by Lightweight Nate March 10, 2011

orphan socks

Socks that don’t have a match. Socks that are just all alone because the other one is missing.

I just did laundry and I have a bunch of orphan socks because they’re matches are missing!!

“Oh no I lost my other sock! I guess this one is an orphan sock now until I find the other!”

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

Wet socks

When your girl is giving you a foot job wearing socks and you cum all over the socks.

Dude I gave my girl some wet socks last night .

by RapeIsLikeARollercoaster May 31, 2018