Definitions by Pipperoo
neptune’s trousers
From spongebob. Mr. Krabs uses this phrase a few times throughout the episodes in the show. Basically means “what the heck”. Also can be used in place of “wow”.
*hears loud noise*
Neptune’s trousers!!! What was that?!
Neptune’s trousers!!! That cat got really high up in that tree!!!
What the Neptune’s trousers is going on here??
Neptune’s trousers!!! What was that?!
Neptune’s trousers!!! That cat got really high up in that tree!!!
What the Neptune’s trousers is going on here??
neptune’s trousers by Pipperoo October 15, 2017
Black belt driver
Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.
Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!
This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!
This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!
Black belt driver by Pipperoo October 14, 2017
orphan socks
I just did laundry and I have a bunch of orphan socks because they’re matches are missing!!
“Oh no I lost my other sock! I guess this one is an orphan sock now until I find the other!”
“Oh no I lost my other sock! I guess this one is an orphan sock now until I find the other!”
orphan socks by Pipperoo October 14, 2017