Smitty boned

When a fellow with the last name of Smith gives a girl some good D

Hunter: Hey Smitty, you hooked up wit dat ho yet? It'd be a travesty if you haven't!
Kurt: Fo sho, I Smitty boned dat ho last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by J.P. Smittybones December 9, 2013

Snitter

A sound made when amused, but not greatly so. A cross between a snigger and a titter.

He gave a little snitter at her weak joke.
All the girls were snittering at his dress sense.

by Roeculler January 5, 2014

shittyology

the study of shit and other shitty things in life

boy oh boy! i just got a degree in shittyology! now i can study what sucks about life!

by connor keepski February 18, 2014

Shittydickfuck

When you are so mad you can't even organize your curse words into a logical sequence

Guy 1: "That guy was spreading rumors that you're a little bitch"
Guy 2: "Shittydickfuck!"

by Poopfce October 11, 2014

Shitty Australian

This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.

"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."

by The Dark Naga March 4, 2015

snotty justin

Snotty justin, When getting a blow job by a girl with allergies and to avoid vapor locking she blows snot on your dick.

She couldn't breathe because her mouth was full and her nose was clogged, she ended up blowing snot on my dick to keep from vapor locking. I'll call it a snotty justin

by Catdaddyj January 26, 2016

shitty rogers

A shitty Rogers Is when a guy named Rogers shits in your face and calls you bob

Hey why did you give me a shitty Rogers you Fuck

by Shitty Rogers September 5, 2016